Now that HEAVENLY FATHER has some free time on his hands we had coffee together this morning. Turns out he wasn't talking to Warren most of that time. When he did talk to Warren it was stuff like 'you really shouldn't fire your lawyers, haven't I told you to wait until they're 18, are you really going to wear that tie with that suit, etc.'
We were trying to puzzle it out and HEAVENLY FATHER thinks it's simple miscommunication. You see brethren, we all have little nicknames for our garment filler (I call mine Elder Johnson). Turns out Warren's nickname for his was heavenly father (note the absence of capital letters). Well, when you say certain things in that context it could be taken wrong, for instance:
"heavenly father is pleased"
"heavenly father told me to marry you"
"open up for heavenly father"
Boy, that last one had us laughing really hard. Coffe came out of HEAVENLY FATHER's nose.
I asked him if he thought I would make a good Jesus one day and he changed the subject real quick. Oh well.
Despite the fact that apparently no one reads this blog several of the brethren have come up and told me that HEAVENLY FATHER would never drink coffee. I tell them "Yes, and HEAVENLY FATHER would never molest a prepubescent girl, but his other prophet can. You see brethren, we prophets have permission to do things you regular people can't. I chose coffee as my free pass (it's good for migraines). Warren chose the other thing.
ReplyDeleteBoy this one got the brethren going and they were laughing too. When everybody left I let Bobby Jessop taste some coffee. He liked it so I told him to repent.
Coffee is the devil's cocoa.
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