HEAVENLY FATHER called me early today. Apparently here in Colorado City we are on Mountain time. You see brethren, Arizona does not participate in daylight savings time, Utah does. It can get confusing. Anyway, he said the trial is starting soon. Warren be with you.
Good Morning Brother Whiter,
ReplyDeleteHere in Texas, it's hotter than a non-ovulating third wife during sex fast week! And the crickets are everywhere! I repeat, The Crickets Are Everywhere (have this decoded, and remember cricket=sinner).
Prophet Warren is in the courtroom. I feel God all around me. I need to pee in Heavenly Father's name.
Faithfully,
Elder Evan Younger
Evan, hasn't your uncle daddy taught you about codes? Prophet Warren tells us that the code and the solution shouldn't be in the same message.
ReplyDeleteHold on...
My son (Leroy Rulon Whiteman, 53) wants me to type "OW3nd capital L capital O capital L")
Must be some new code. Warren will probably understand it.
Bless you Elder Younger, what you lack in gifts from HEAVENLY FATHER you more than make up for in zeal. Continue Warrens work brother.