Lucifer is Crafty, my Brethren

It's no secret I like a good game of Zuma, and I have been able to put aside my initial repulsions to the blatant idolatry through prayer and mediprayertation.  Now I have this phone to run the whole FLDS thing and it seems that it's been infiltrated by Lucifer.  I tried touching the screen where it said bluetooth since blue teeth are an invitation to demonic posession and I had heard that you can add and remove things from these phones nowadays.  Well brothers (and sisters who are allowed to read) next thing I knew there were three or four small demons in my phone that demanded to be hurled at somewhat poorly built structures. I learned from Jesse Dangler Whitesteed that people call these little demons angry birds.  It is terribly distracting when I am on a call with HEAVENLY FATHER and the phone starts beeping because some small demon wants to be hurled at a claptrap that most certainly represents my faith.  HEAVENLY FATHER can't get it off his phone either, but he is due for an upgrade soon.